So the other day was hanging out with some friends just talking and watching the kids swim in the pool when somebody started talking about a “Pleasure Party”. In my mind I started thinking “What the hell is a ‘Pleasure Party’”. I of course just nodded and pretended like I was “in the know”. So later I went to the internet to do some official investigation. Apparently a “Pleasure Party” is when a bunch of women all get together to MASTURBATE! Last I heard when guys do this type of thing we are generaly…I mean the guys who do this type of thing are generally called “Circle-jerking Perverts” . Ah yes, brings back many a happy memory of my days in Mexico. Anyhoo, I guess there is more of a “Tupper wear Party“ aspect to the female version of the “Circle Jerk” In many of these parties they bring catalogs of sex toys. So they trade, share and give each other advice. In fact in one of the pages I visited they had a career opportunity section. This opportunity was to become a Pleasure Party Consultant. They asked “Would you like to meet new people?” Why…yes I would. “Would you like to have fun while you work?” Indeed, who wouldn’t! “Are you an exciting person?” Very excitable! So off I sent for the books and materials to certify myself as a “Professional Pleasure Party Consultant” So if anybody out there needs my services I should be ready to go very soon.
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING EVERYBODY!
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38) 03/Oct./07
Mr. Proctor was a kind man-powerful in body, even tempered, and not easily led.
Mary Warren: Oh! I’m just going home, Mr. Proctor.
Proctor: Be you foolish, Mary Warren? Be you deaf? I (forbade) you to leave the house, did I not? Why shall I pay you? I am looking for you more often than my cows!
Mary Warren: I only come to see the great doings of the world.
Proctor: I’ll show you a great doin’ on your arse one of these days……
This weeks quotable-quote came from Arther Millers “The Crucible”, Act One, “An Overture
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