Well I through away my last Cannon printer the other day as they are mostly disposable these days. I had to buy a new printer so I decided to try my luck with a HP this time around. As with all new hardware I had to install new software. So that is what I did. I put the new program into the machine. Anyway as soon as I got it in I tried to print several times and nothing would happen. I started to get frustrated and cursed the very foundations of HP. After jumping around the room and many more rude verbal ejaculations I decided to take the printer home and try it on one of the computers there. So as I was wrapping it up I lifted it and felt something slightly give between my palm and the machine. Then I saw it and my thought was “Oh my gawd, it’s a power button…..”
In other news Ginsburg finally gave birth to her puppies last night. Tammy and I were not looking forward to this event as we wanted to breed her with another pure Labrador like her. But as luck would have it she went into heat and we could not get another male in time. So mister ugly from down the hill who is a crazy looking scraggly mutt took advantage. Tammy and I decided that there are already too many loose dogs in this country and we decided that as soon as the pups were down that we would drown in a bucket them immediately so the mother does not bond with them and we will be done with them. They were born sometime during the night. We found them and saw they looked just like there mother. We were baffled and started making stupid comments like “My God, they are so alive.” I let the children see them. Needless to say they were quite impressed as well. Sometimes it is little experiences like this that let you know that life is not as disposable as computer printers.
So….. does anybody want a puppy?
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