Captains Blog: My day in pictures.
Today I have a tip for the boys. If you are ever in a pillow argument with your woman at night and it does not resolve itself before you pass out do what I did this morning. Which is to get up and made a smiley face breakfast for her? The engredients are two fried eggs for the eyes, to hammy roles for the lips, a half wedgie of apple for a nose, hash brownies for the hair, and toast for ears. When Tammy came down for breakfast she was looking tired and sad. Then I gave her my offering and a smile began to spread across her face. She said “I know what you are up to and this just ain’t gonna cut it buddy!” But the smile stayed on her face. (See Picture) It is sooooo easy! Of course the kids saw this and then demanded their own smiley faces as well. So there were smiley faces for everybody. It was our own little celebration of the last day of school before winter break. I was the man of the hour.
The rest of my day went fine as well. While my trainer was giving me my daily torture session he had me hanging on a bar struggling to do chin ups. Then all of a sudden all the little old ladies exited their cardio class and saw me. A bunch of them came up to me and tried to tickle me. At this point in my life I will take all the attention I can get so this counted as a good thing in my day. Then just two minutes later wile I was still hanging there I unwittingly kicked my foot backward right into the groin of my instructor. Another good thing. Then just before I left the gym I got to see about 3 guys from the weight room jump my instructor. This was all very entertaining and was definitely a “happy-happy”.
Thomas made me laugh today. He was wearing a pair of cotton shorts. He pulled them up his butt and then rolled them up to the point where he looked like a little skinny sumo wrestler. He then showed me and said “Look Dad! I’m a hotty!” Sometimes I wonder what my son is learning about beauty.
I just included the second picture. This one is of my receptionist to prove to you guys that I was not lying about him getting clocked. I call this picture “Shaniqua’s Fist of Sweet Revenge” This is for you doubting Thomas’ out there who never believe me (Gray). In the picture you can see where Tortis’ girlfriend, Shaniqua, busted him across his friggin eye last weekend. The right eye to be exact. Let’s hope that things go better for him this weekend. Perhaps he should make her a smiley face breakfast.
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Three Religiions
Facing the wall
