Forgive me reader for I have sinned, it has been 9 months since my last blog. Or something like that…anywho as some of you may or may not know I have been having health issues. I have been battling hepatitis A. It was interesting that I was chatting with a friend of mine and she was asking me how I got it. After I was explaining to her how one gets hepatitis A, which what is called a fecal-oral transmission (Basically you are eating other peoples poop cuz they ain’t washin’ they hands!) my friend responded in a “Yeah I know how you get hepatitis but what I want to know is how did you get yours?”. I this point I did not know what to say. My mind wondered to many superhuman ways that I could have gotten this disease. Perhaps an asteroid came flying in from outer-space and struck me a la Monster vs Alians and then contaminated me with hepatitis A. Or perhaps there is a strange lab near my domicile which is doing strange experiments in the middle of the night and some how I was contaminated that way. But alas I believe I got it from eating cheap food that I bought from a local street vender who had no running water to wash up which is pretty much everybodies story who contracts this disease. Dirty hands-dirty food. I lead such a boring life.
On the other hand though I have found yet another way to torment my friends in the fact that I was handed the web site of a church in which a friend of mine is the pastor. I checked the site and it has a section where he post his sermons. As I am a junkie for most anything in print I could not help but stop and read several of the sermons. Also the designer of the site made the mistake of putting a section into the page for posting comments for all his congregation to see. :-D Moo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!!! http://www.knoxpasadena.org/index.html.
Anywho I spent most of the weekend reading, downloading music, watching communist movies by Iron Weed Productions, and fudsin’ around in the garden.
How was your weekend?
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handey
Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Fear and Loathing
Three Religiions
Facing the wall
